January 2010
9 posts
“I always feel sorry for people who get caught DUI. I always ask for the...”
– Elizabeth Bowen, 2am and deep, 2009.
Today I saw a Kia with a massive “Such is Life” sticker on the back. I’m really not one for bumper stickers, though this one wasn’t overly offensive to the eye or indeed the moral compass. Upon closer inspection, however, beneath it were to others sitting side by side as if in agreeance which read as follows: 1. I support single mothers and 2. I love sluts. Thanks motorist...
“Don’t look in my gumboot, don’t look in my gumboot- my bong’s...”
– Anonymous go-getter, 2009.